The One That Shocked Us All...

As if the weekend weren’t already filled with fandom insanity, BWAN just received some new information.

According to a fine contact of ours with the William Morris / Endeavor Agency, it seems several staffers, including those in the executive level, are shaking their heads and having a good laugh at the latest ridiculous attempt by the Ninnies to make themselves a relevant part of Rob’s life and career choices.

(This isn’t the first time they’ve written a studio or other Hollywood execs in an attempt to manipulate things.)

In this case, it seems as if frustration over Bel Ami and certain aspects of Rob’s personal life (Paris, anyone?) have become subjects of an email campaign, where ninnies are writing directly to WME, letting them know EXACTLY what is on their psychotic little minds.
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Among the complaints? How disappointed they are in Rob, how he hasn’t done enough to support Bel Ami, how he is throwing his career away to be with Kristen, and how Kristen is bringing him down because the majority of fans don’t like her with him.

The majority? Really? We at BWAN would venture to guess that the MAJORITY of fans either don’t care or stand firmly in support of Robert and Kristen separately and together, but in the minds of the ninnies, THEIR thoughts are the only ones that matter (even though their ongoing desperate attempts at lies and conspiracy theories have been debunked again and again and again - even by this blog).

As for the above-noted accusations? We’re sure Rob’s team will get right on that - call him home from Paris immediately, forbid him to see Kristen EVER AGAIN, and set up for a round of Bel Ami interviews ASAP!

Nevermind the fact that Rob’s people have NO BEARING whatsoever on what he does in his private life, anymore than a certain studio (*cough* Summit *cough*) has ever held sway in his private life and the people he chooses to spend his time with.

But, but... what of the ironclad PR contract that is absolutely and positively the ONLY reason Rob could ever possibly be with Kristen?

Wouldn’t WME have negotiated that for him??  Even though these kind of contracts are ILLEGAL!!!

Are the Ninnies now saying that Rob is actually acting on his OWN FREE WILL?

That’s certainly what it looks like from team BWAN.

And per usual, they are saying that they don’t care what ROB wants - ONLY WHAT THEY WANT!

We’ve told you from the get-go, YOU DO NOT OWN ROB. ROB drives his own career with advice from his managers and agents, and from the people who are in the business to advise him. He does not care what fans think about his personal life or the people with whom he chooses to spend his free time.
What he wants is to continue building a fan base that will appreciate him for his talent, and will take him seriously as an actor, not just review his films with such erudite epithets as: OMG WE GET TO SEE HIS NAKED ASS!!!!

You hold no sway over him, his actions or his professional or personal decisions, and your continued attempts at interference are met with ridicule and laughter by those closest to him.

We thought it was funny enough when some chose to start a letter-writing campaign to Fox complaining of not wanting Kristen on the red carpet at Water For Elephants, but this is really over the top and crossing a level of absurdity even we at BWAN thought we would never see. (Certainly the WME folks are getting a good chuckle out of it).

So, keep pushing the limits, nonnies!  It IS being noticed - unfortunately not in the way you were hoping - and suffice it to say it won’t make a lick of difference.

It only makes sense that one of the top artist representation companies in the world knows a bit more about how to guide a young actor’s career than a wormy band of misfits whose skills include receptionist, unemployed receptionist, drag-queen makeup artist and several street thugs at large.

We’ll keep you updated if we get any more information.

Until then, gros bisous! Enjoy la vie fantastique!